This game was and its accompanying SRD CH4OS were made as an entry for the Celebrating SRDs gamejam, hosted by Beth and Angel Make Games.

Introduction

It’s been a while since you graduated from BBEG University, but all you’ve got to show for it so far is a pile of half-finished plans. No armies of undead. No summoning of Eldritch deities. Not even a crocodile moat to protect your evil lair. Meanwhile all your BBEG peers have already made world domination attempts, and some of them have even made mortal enemies! If you don’t come up with something soon, you’ll definitely be the laughing stock of the villain reunion. Again. 

Not this time. No, this time your plan is fool-proof, you’re certain of it. Seas will part, skies will split, everyone will tremble at the sight of your might! All the other villains are going to be SO jealous when they see you execute this incredibly evil plan. 

You just need a bit more time to finish it. 

If only those darn heroes would leave you alone long enough for you to actually make some progress…

Features

• rules-lite, strategic 2v2 combat
• elemental strengths and weaknesses
• adorable sidekicks
• a lackey generator to get your gang together
• family friendly
• printable gamesheet
• adjustable difficulty

Materials

To play Do Not Disturb, you’ll need the following supplies:

• At least one six-sided die (1d6). If you’d like to use dice to track Health Points, you’ll need at least 4 of them
• Four four-sided dice (4d4)
• Writing materials
• A plan to take over the world

Additionally, you can print out the acompanying gamesheet to help you keep track of your game.

About the SRD

Do Not Disturb was made alongside, and as a showcase for, the CH4OS SRD. Check it out!

Credits

All images are the work of Steven Colling, specifically the Isle of Lore series. I highly recommend you check it out! Both fonts used in the gamebook are also by Steven Colling, and are available for purchase on his itch.io page.